T-Bear is back and he's got a mean case of the cuddle-tugs.  The Bastards drink a new, nasty booze and enjoy some books from Terlet's youth.  Viva Classtardo!

After a Thanksgiving break, the Bastards are back and are joined by old friend, T-Bear.  Merry Classtard.

At the request of the Grand Nagus, Quark puts together a mission to rescue Quark's mother, who is in the hands of the Dominion.  That and genital jewelry.  Classtard.

The Bastards explore the seedy underbelly of celebrity sex scandals!  Ooh la la, is that some classtard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

The Bastards take a camping trip deep in the heart of cricket country and Hamtackle whips out some of his favorite tales of true life terror!  Check out now if you can't handle real 911 calls, descriptions of death or if you maintain any sort of human decency.  Seriously, sorry about the crickets.  Happy Halloween!

The Bastards are visited by the ghost of J-Lo.

The Bastards are back and crouched in a four point stance of passion.  Spoon clinking, shit sequestering, escalated calls, fart muses, J-Lo, Foreman vs. Seagal, toilet side wrenches, suspected hate crimes and Oingo Boingo.  Get you some?

The Bastards have been abducted, stripped naked and forced to perform a series of tasks for a mysterious madman.  Can they escape Shimbles' Sewer of Sadism!?

The Bastards start off strong with mutual angression followed up by junkie movie and bad theatre reviews.  They then supplement their genitals with bad timing gun talk and ssssssSPORTSsss!  Classtard.

This episode is almost entirely dedicated to parasites and the fun times they bring.  Bring a bucket, you might fill it.  Classtard!