Master Bastard
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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #156 - Ass To Ass

The Bastards start off strong with mutual angression followed up by junkie movie and bad theatre reviews.  They then supplement their genitals with bad timing gun talk and ssssssSPORTSsss!  Classtard.