Master Bastard
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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #160 - Hamtackle's Horrible Halloween

The Bastards take a camping trip deep in the heart of cricket country and Hamtackle whips out some of his favorite tales of true life terror!  Check out now if you can't handle real 911 calls, descriptions of death or if you maintain any sort of human decency.  Seriously, sorry about the crickets.  Happy Halloween!