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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Posts tagged Halloween
Master Bastard #157 - Shimbles' Sewer of Sadism

The Bastards have been abducted, stripped naked and forced to perform a series of tasks for a mysterious madman.  Can they escape Shimbles' Sewer of Sadism!?

 
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Master Bastard #112 - Shimbles' House of Horrors - Part 1

Shimbles once again welcomes the Bastards to his House of Halloween Horrors!  They sit, drink and listen to Shimbles lisp.  Utterly terrifying!! Claaaaaastaaaaard!  Ooooooh!

 
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Master Bastard #79 - Tuna Talk Twenty Questions

This week, the Bastards present a delightful tale of Mormonly Obese, Terlet shows everyone definitive proof of life on Mars and the Bastards finally get one over on that piece of shit, Hitler.  They wrap up the show with news stories concerning owner eating pets, rentable Japanese tear wipers and horse fucking is due for a comeback!  Put on that suit and tie, it's time to get classy!

 
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Master Bastard #73 - Halloween Whorrors Part 2

The three living Bastards make an attempt to contact the dearly departed Ramtang with a Ouija board and book of summoning.  Hamtackle then drags Terlet and Sir Chapsworth through a horrifying audio adventure.  The weeping killer, exorcisms, horrible murders and gruesome injuries.  They then drag out the episode with a rushed reading of a creepy tale from SCP-WIKI.NET.  

 
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Master Bastard #30 - Happy John Carpenter's Halloween!

Hooray!  It's Halloween!  The Bastards gather for an extra antagonistic Halloween celebration!  Booze is consumed, feelings are hurt and trick or treaters are ignored.  All this and more on this epically festive episode of Master Bastard!