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PODCAST

Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #153 - The World Series of Murder

The Bastards gather around the old baseball diamond for an impromptu game of Fantasy Murderer Baseball.  It's not fantasy murderers, like The Witch King of Angmar or Voldemort.  It's real murderers, but um.... real murderers as players in a very basic fantasy baseball game.  But I really should have included Voldemort...  Voldemort and Slimer from Ghostbusters.  Everyone knows Slimer was a pedophile rapist before he was executed and his soul punished by haunting 1980's New York luxury hotels.  Classtard.  

 
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Master Bastard #152 - Juicy Riches

Sir Chapsworth's brother, Remington Steele joins the Bastards for a chat about aliens and the normal salty garbage.  Classtard!!

 
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Master Bastard #151 - Musical Peedleopedia

The odd and often uncomfortable world of teen peer pressure is no stranger to any of us, and this dark comedy zooms unhesitatingly into this pressure cooker. It dishes up some grotesque stereotypes, and tosses them into a cleverly campy scenario that threatens the lives of the entire student body of Master Bastard High.

 
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Master Bastard #150 - Sukiyaki

Mongol chief Temujin battles against Tartar armies and for the love of the Tartar princess Bortai. Temujin becomes the emperor Genghis Khan.

 
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Master Bastard #149 - Be Glad I'm Not A Twin

El universo ya está protegido por el poder de GraySkull con secretos poderes destella un castillo He-Man luchará hasta el final!!

 
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Master Bastard #148 - REVENGE!!

Jay Cochran (Terlet), a newly retired U.S. Navy pilot, travels to Mexico to spend time with his friend Tibey Mendez (Hamtackle), a powerful but corrupt businessman. While there, he meets Tibey's beautiful wife, Miryea (Sir Chapsworth), who has become unhappy in her marriage. Jay and Miryea soon engage in a steamy affair. But when Tibey learns of the relationship from his henchman, Cesar (Ramtang), he sets out to get even with both of them.

 
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Master Bastard #147 - Wild Animal Kingdom World Unleashed

The Bastards provide consistently stunning podcasts that transport listeners to far-flung locations ranging from the torrid African plains to the chilly splendors of icy Antarctica. This episode's primary focus is on animals and ecosystems around the world. 

 
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Master Bastard #146 - Stevie & Chocolate Banjo

The Bastards are back and rambling more than ever!  They dive in deep into the documentary "Stevie".  Then it devolves into listening to terrible music and off mic conversations.  Classtard.

 
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Master Bastard #145 - Master Bastard Tonight

Each episode gives viewers an inside look at television, film and music, including interviews with each industry's biggest stars. Over the years, many celebrities have "broken their silence" regarding various scandals or tragedies with hosts and correspondents from "MB." In addition to covering breaking news, the show visits sets of movies and TV shows and heads to the red carpet to cover awards shows and other major events. 

 
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