Master Bastard
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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #158 - DNA Scotch

The Bastards are back and crouched in a four point stance of passion.  Spoon clinking, shit sequestering, escalated calls, fart muses, J-Lo, Foreman vs. Seagal, toilet side wrenches, suspected hate crimes and Oingo Boingo.  Get you some?