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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

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Master Bastard #176 - The Slide Whistle Hour
Master Bastard #176 - The Slide Whistle Hour
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The Bastards start off with too much sports talk but make it all better with limerick kisses.  Then they take us back to despair with a long game of 20 questions.  Slide whistle, banjo and shouting!, Oh my!  

 
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Master Bastard #174 - Rapper Talent Tournament 2018 - Part II
Master Bastard #174 - Rapper Talent Tournament 2018 - Part II
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It's Part II of the Master Bastard Rapper Talent Tournament 2018!  It's a... It's uh... A doozy?

 
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Master Bastard #172 - Classtard 2.9
Master Bastard #172 - Classtard 2.9
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After a bit of a break the Bastards are back!  Illness, laziness, lost episodes and broken laptops can't keep this podcast down forever.  Smell the Classtard!

 
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Master Bastard #171 - Imagined Slights
Master Bastard #171 - Imagined Slights
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The Bastards are back and uncomfortably sharing a lukewarm hot tub.  Take a sip o' that Bastard Broth!  Très bon Classtard!!

 
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Master Bastard #165 - Liquor Roulette
Master Bastard #165 - Liquor Roulette
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Ramtang wins an ugly sweater contest with mostly his body.

 
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Master Bastard #163 - Cuddles With T-Bear
Master Bastard #163 - Cuddles With T-Bear
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After a Thanksgiving break, the Bastards are back and are joined by old friend, T-Bear.  Merry Classtard.

 
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Master Bastard #161 - Allegedly

The Bastards explore the seedy underbelly of celebrity sex scandals!  Ooh la la, is that some classtard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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Master Bastard #160 - Hamtackle's Horrible Halloween
Master Bastard #160 - Hamtackle's Horrible Halloween
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The Bastards take a camping trip deep in the heart of cricket country and Hamtackle whips out some of his favorite tales of true life terror!  Check out now if you can't handle real 911 calls, descriptions of death or if you maintain any sort of human decency.  Seriously, sorry about the crickets.  Happy Halloween!

 
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Master Bastard #154 - Um, Hello?
Master Bastard #154 - Um, Hello?
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A generous dollop of plum jam adds sweetness to this hearty beef stew.

 
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Master Bastard #152 - Juicy Riches
Master Bastard #152 - Juicy Riches
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Sir Chapsworth's brother, Remington Steele joins the Bastards for a chat about aliens and the normal salty garbage.  Classtard!!

 
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