The Bastards are back!  Shield your eyes as they whip out and wiggle the lengthy girth that is Episode 100!  Listen as they catch up, reminisce , ramble, argue and don't forget all the steaming piles of classtard.

Trooper starts us off strong with a tale of the stinkiest corpse he has ever encountered.  The show continues on a dark path with lots of upbeat suicide and right to die talk.  Terlet brings three sexy, haunted Para-Files all from China and the Bastards finish it off with a chat about genetically manipulated killing machines.  Love that Classtard!

Sir Chapsworth delights in the salty taste of Mexican candy.  Hamtackle despairs in the stink of dog assholes.  Trooper acts as a surrogate for Ramtang.  Terlet desperately burbles about comic book spoilers.  Frank from the Geeks Amok Podcast is a manly mass of cherubic joy and gentlemanliness.  Also, Classtard.

Ramtang has some important and devastating news.  Strap yer tits in tight for a doozy of an episode.  Rambling conversation and an emotionally touching criss-cross-double-dock of classtard laden comradery.

Ramtang has a new nemesis at his job and Sir Chapsworth has a gaggle of familiars at his.  Terlet fills everyone in on all of his landscaping efforts and is judged, rightly.  They then dive into a Bastardpiece Theatre movie chat about Peewee's Big Holiday on Netflix.  Hamtackle wraps up the show with horrible tales of OSHA accidents which he escalates to ISIS.  Classy, gents.

Trooper is back with more tales of being a car crash fatality reconstruction.  Much to the delight of Hamtackle, this episode gets a bit gruesome..... Gruesomely delightful!  

A State Trooper busts the Bastards for excessive classiness.  He then sits down and thrills the them with interesting tales of being a car crash fatality reconstructionist.  

Welcome to our first ever talent show for gross internet porn.  Admission is free, but seriously.  Just turn back now.  This is your chance....  Still interested?  Well, this episode has such notable quotes as "My cereal bowl just hiccuped", "It's above the navel piercing" and "She's digging down there for the crumbs at the bottom".  All right then, take a seat.  If you want to sit in the front row there is some plastic ponchos for all the splash-back.  Hmmm?  Yes, but of course.  The Classtard is complimentary. 
 

This week the Bastards bring you well informed bit of political chat, followed by rambling tales of bigfoot horse rape.  Terlet reads a boring article about advanced civilizations and Hamtackle caps off the show with the triumphant return of Hamtackle's Horrible Things!  Rabies!! 

In a very special episode, the Bastards judge a variety of YouTube rappers in their first annual YouTube Rapper Talent Tournament!!  These rappers whip it out and stun us with thrills, chills, spills, drills and the skills to possibly pay a variety of bills.  Strap in tight and grease up them Hammer pants, it's tournament time!!