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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Posts tagged Trooper Farva
Master Bastard #147 - Wild Animal Kingdom World Unleashed

The Bastards provide consistently stunning podcasts that transport listeners to far-flung locations ranging from the torrid African plains to the chilly splendors of icy Antarctica. This episode's primary focus is on animals and ecosystems around the world. 

 
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Master Bastard #142 - The Conceptual Penis

The Bastards give Trooper a call on the hotline to settle a burning human flesh dispute.  Lot's of cock talk, peer reviews, magic and mystery!  It's the same old B.S.  Classtard!

 
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Master Bastard #99 - Maple Corpse

Trooper starts us off strong with a tale of the stinkiest corpse he has ever encountered.  The show continues on a dark path with lots of upbeat suicide and right to die talk.  Terlet brings three sexy, haunted Para-Files all from China and the Bastards finish it off with a chat about genetically manipulated killing machines.  Love that Classtard!

 
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