Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane. From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first. It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering. But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more. A Master Bastard.
Sir Chapsworth delights in the salty taste of Mexican candy. Hamtackle despairs in the stink of dog assholes. Trooper acts as a surrogate for Ramtang. Terlet desperately burbles about comic book spoilers. Frank from the Geeks Amok Podcast is a manly mass of cherubic joy and gentlemanliness. Also, Classtard.
