Classtard
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PODCAST

Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #93 - Porn Talent Show

Welcome to our first ever talent show for gross internet porn.  Admission is free, but seriously.  Just turn back now.  This is your chance....  Still interested?  Well, this episode has such notable quotes as "My cereal bowl just hiccuped", "It's above the navel piercing" and "She's digging down there for the crumbs at the bottom".  All right then, take a seat.  If you want to sit in the front row there is some plastic ponchos for all the splash-back.  Hmmm?  Yes, but of course.  The Classtard is complimentary. 
 

 
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