Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane. From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first. It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering. But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more. A Master Bastard.
Trooper starts us off strong with a tale of the stinkiest corpse he has ever encountered. The show continues on a dark path with lots of upbeat suicide and right to die talk. Terlet brings three sexy, haunted Para-Files all from China and the Bastards finish it off with a chat about genetically manipulated killing machines. Love that Classtard!
Trooper is back with more tales of being a car crash fatality reconstruction. Much to the delight of Hamtackle, this episode gets a bit gruesome..... Gruesomely delightful!
A State Trooper busts the Bastards for excessive classiness. He then sits down and thrills the them with interesting tales of being a car crash fatality reconstructionist.
