Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane. From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first. It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering. But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more. A Master Bastard.
Oh, those Bastards! This week these silly billys have ever such a dandy time. Hamtackle has another birthday and is gifted a gift of delicious liquids and a gift of the human corpse nature. Ramtang shares delightful tales of his Pacific Northwest family vacation. The Bastards then all bathe in the glow of the final Mormonly Obese Tuna Talk. Hamtackle wraps the show up with a sales pitch for "My Retarded Baby". Now pull down your pants and let me glance at that Classtard!
The Bastards are back and are fully willing to explore the wonders of the feminine and the dangers of the unconscious masculine. They also eat religious snacks with canned cheese. Oh my, that's Classtard!
The Bastards are joined by a gorgeous man. A wonderful man. An overtly sexual stud of a man. A man named Frank.
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King Silver Dollar calls in and shares terrific tales of hospital embarrassment. The Bastards listen in awe as KSD describes his swollen groin, radiation burns and the time the most beautiful nurse in the world shaved his smelly genitals. Once the King has left the building, the Bastards regretfully check out the Racial Slur Database... Yeah, sorry about that. Classtard?
Trooper joins the Bastards once again in a surprisingly Hamtackleless episode. It's just good old fashioned polite conversation dusted with cock talk and shit stories. We know what you like... Classtard! Smooches!!
Tune in for a doozy of an episode! The Bastards do lot's of stuff.... like drink and talk... and um.. I'm struggling with a description this week. You know... That's about it. Classtard!
Politics, shouting, movies, memories, love and laughter. The Bastards are back once again to fill you to the brim with all of their combined moist, girthy, audio inches. Yup, Classtard...
After years of teasing, the Bastards finally sit down and have a discussion about religion. May God bless you and keep you in a terrarium.
The Bastards are back! Shield your eyes as they whip out and wiggle the lengthy girth that is Episode 100! Listen as they catch up, reminisce , ramble, argue and don't forget all the steaming piles of classtard.
Trooper starts us off strong with a tale of the stinkiest corpse he has ever encountered. The show continues on a dark path with lots of upbeat suicide and right to die talk. Terlet brings three sexy, haunted Para-Files all from China and the Bastards finish it off with a chat about genetically manipulated killing machines. Love that Classtard!
