Classtard
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PODCAST

Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #108 - Battleham

Oh, those Bastards!  This week these silly billys have ever such a dandy time.  Hamtackle has another birthday and is gifted a gift of delicious liquids and a gift of the human corpse nature.  Ramtang shares delightful tales of his Pacific Northwest family vacation.  The Bastards then all bathe in the glow of the final Mormonly Obese Tuna Talk.  Hamtackle wraps the show up with a sales pitch for "My Retarded Baby".  Now pull down your pants and let me glance at that Classtard!

 
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