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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #105 - King Silver Dollar

King Silver Dollar calls in and shares terrific tales of hospital embarrassment.  The Bastards listen in awe as KSD describes his swollen groin, radiation burns and the time the most beautiful nurse in the world shaved his smelly genitals.  Once the King has left the building, the Bastards regretfully check out the Racial Slur Database... Yeah, sorry about that.  Classtard?