The Bastards get extra spooky with tales of a web toed, prostitute frequenting North Dakotan, theories of hostile aliens on Mars, a beast in Hamtackle's office, limericks, corpse dildos and police brutality. Good times had by all...
An enraged Ramtang takes a recipient of his generosity to the Bastard's Court. Terlet gets all creative with a podcast pals proposal and the Para-Files podcast portion. Sir Chapsworth self deprecates, spins a tale about voyeur Sasquatch and calls Hamtackle fat in limerick form. Put the Bastards inside you.... Inside your ear-holes... or just holes...
The Bastards take the Hogwarts Express to the magical world of head transplants, public shitting and raccoon limericks. Hamtackle has us all stare into the pensieve for terrifying tales of Mormonly Obese, the Notorious P.I.G.. The Bastards tempt the Dementors with a discussion about what is worse than death. Finally, Ramtang whips out his wand and casts accio on a tale of a super hero with a Fantastic Foreskin. Yer a Bastard, Harry.
The Bastards welcome Ramtang's little brother, Sheepshank for some mature chat about mid-air bowel movements. The new Star Wars trailer is watched and George Lucas is shit talked. A Twitter request leads to the score of the 1982 fantasy movie Beastmaster blasting in the background. Terlet confuses Kamino with Genosha, limericks about cheese, Hamtackle rages and the Bastards eat crickets... Yup.....
The Bastards snack on crunchy, dried, Asian treats to the delight of the listener, Hamtackle gets taken to the Bastard's Court, Terlet whips out an audio quiz and Sir Chapsworth gets offended. All this and slide whistle serenades on this week's Master Bastard.... (It's the podcast with Classtard!)
The Bastards have a gay old time with delightful springtime limericks and a friendly letter from a listener. It quickly transgresses into shit stories and why Sir Chapsworth thinks dicks are gross. Terlet tries something new and tortures everyone with loud, awful sound effects for a misophonia audio challenge. Whip out those earplugs and get your tits ready for another skull shattering, toilet terrifying, booze bucket of a shit show that is Master Bastard!
The Bastards get into terribly disgusting detail with far too much talk about parasites and their delightful, internal antics. They also talk like old men and reminisce about their past drug experiences. Forever classy...
The Bastards dip it in and swirl it around with Taliban Glamour Shots, stories of Will, Terlet's terrible mustache, more Chinese tourists, Mormonly Obese updates and Ramtang describes his Star Wars Trilogy of shitting. Keepin' it classy!
The Bastards gather to celebrate their favorite holiday.... You know, the Irish one with the drinking! They also talk about finger-banging chicks in walk-in freezers, Edward Snowden, Shillelaghs, Irish drinking songs and tons more heavily slurred garbage. Drink ya Bastards!!
It's the end of an era as Ramtang has cut his mullet. So begins the Age of the Rat Tail! The Bastards also try a tasty beverage, chat about sports, get a bit racist and Terlet gets farted on by an old woman. Genuinely classy!
