Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane. From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first. It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering. But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more. A Master Bastard.
The Bastards dip it in and swirl it around with Taliban Glamour Shots, stories of Will, Terlet's terrible mustache, more Chinese tourists, Mormonly Obese updates and Ramtang describes his Star Wars Trilogy of shitting. Keepin' it classy!
