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PODCAST

Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #47 - The Wizarding World of Master Bastard

The Bastards take the Hogwarts Express to the magical world of head transplants, public shitting and raccoon limericks.  Hamtackle has us all stare into the pensieve for terrifying tales of Mormonly Obese, the Notorious P.I.G..  The Bastards tempt the Dementors with a discussion about what is worse than death.  Finally, Ramtang whips out his wand and casts accio on a tale of a super hero with a Fantastic Foreskin.  Yer a Bastard, Harry.  

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