Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane. From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first. It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering. But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more. A Master Bastard.
The Bastards welcome Ramtang's little brother, Sheepshank for some mature chat about mid-air bowel movements. The new Star Wars trailer is watched and George Lucas is shit talked. A Twitter request leads to the score of the 1982 fantasy movie Beastmaster blasting in the background. Terlet confuses Kamino with Genosha, limericks about cheese, Hamtackle rages and the Bastards eat crickets... Yup.....
Grayscale from the It Only Gets Worse Podcast joins the Bastards as they gather around Skype for their very first internet interview. Kick back and join them for a surprisingly serious discussion about Grayscale's life, gender and other stuff that happens during interviews... etc.
Terlet, Hamtackle and Ramtang lumber their tender bellies together for the very first Master Bastard Mini! Hamtackle presents examples of animal-kin, gender and extreme feminism to the dismay and confusion of the other Bastards. Sir Chapsworth was still afflicted with the Crimson Bowel and is not present. Get ready to be offended!
