Classtard
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PODCAST

Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #43 - Parasites and Narcotics

The Bastards get into terribly disgusting detail with far too much talk about parasites and their delightful, internal antics.  They also talk like old men and reminisce about their past drug experiences.  Forever classy...

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