Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane. From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first. It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering. But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more. A Master Bastard.
It's the end of an era as Ramtang has cut his mullet. So begins the Age of the Rat Tail! The Bastards also try a tasty beverage, chat about sports, get a bit racist and Terlet gets farted on by an old woman. Genuinely classy!
