Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane. From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first. It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering. But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more. A Master Bastard.
King Silver Dollar calls in and shares terrific tales of hospital embarrassment. The Bastards listen in awe as KSD describes his swollen groin, radiation burns and the time the most beautiful nurse in the world shaved his smelly genitals. Once the King has left the building, the Bastards regretfully check out the Racial Slur Database... Yeah, sorry about that. Classtard?
Trooper joins the Bastards once again in a surprisingly Hamtackleless episode. It's just good old fashioned polite conversation dusted with cock talk and shit stories. We know what you like... Classtard! Smooches!!
Tune in for a doozy of an episode! The Bastards do lot's of stuff.... like drink and talk... and um.. I'm struggling with a description this week. You know... That's about it. Classtard!
Politics, shouting, movies, memories, love and laughter. The Bastards are back once again to fill you to the brim with all of their combined moist, girthy, audio inches. Yup, Classtard...
After years of teasing, the Bastards finally sit down and have a discussion about religion. May God bless you and keep you in a terrarium.
The Bastards are back! Shield your eyes as they whip out and wiggle the lengthy girth that is Episode 100! Listen as they catch up, reminisce , ramble, argue and don't forget all the steaming piles of classtard.
Trooper starts us off strong with a tale of the stinkiest corpse he has ever encountered. The show continues on a dark path with lots of upbeat suicide and right to die talk. Terlet brings three sexy, haunted Para-Files all from China and the Bastards finish it off with a chat about genetically manipulated killing machines. Love that Classtard!
Sir Chapsworth delights in the salty taste of Mexican candy. Hamtackle despairs in the stink of dog assholes. Trooper acts as a surrogate for Ramtang. Terlet desperately burbles about comic book spoilers. Frank from the Geeks Amok Podcast is a manly mass of cherubic joy and gentlemanliness. Also, Classtard.
Ramtang has some important and devastating news. Strap yer tits in tight for a doozy of an episode. Rambling conversation and an emotionally touching criss-cross-double-dock of classtard laden comradery.
Ramtang has a new nemesis at his job and Sir Chapsworth has a gaggle of familiars at his. Terlet fills everyone in on all of his landscaping efforts and is judged, rightly. They then dive into a Bastardpiece Theatre movie chat about Peewee's Big Holiday on Netflix. Hamtackle wraps up the show with horrible tales of OSHA accidents which he escalates to ISIS. Classy, gents.
