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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #114 - Diabetes Shoes

Technical difficulties caused the Bastards to take a brief break.  Now, they're back and salty as ever!

 
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Master Bastard #113 - Shimbles' House of Horrors - Part 2

The Bastards get cozy in Shimbles' Horrible Halloween House of Horrifying Halloween Horrors... There is barely any Halloween talk.... Halloween, HALLOWEEEEEEN!!!  Boooooo Oooooh!!! 

 
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Master Bastard #112 - Shimbles' House of Horrors - Part 1

Shimbles once again welcomes the Bastards to his House of Halloween Horrors!  They sit, drink and listen to Shimbles lisp.  Utterly terrifying!! Claaaaaastaaaaard!  Ooooooh!

 
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The Misogyny Minute - Punish Me - Part 5 of 5

It's finally the final chapter of our lustful tale of romance.  It's Day 5 of 5 days of old timey radio erotica! 

 
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The Misogyny Minute - Punish Me - Part 3 of 5

Callooh callay!  It's Day 3 of 5 days of old timey radio erotica!  Enjoy, you deviant cur!

 
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The Misogyny Minute - Punish Me - Part 1 of 5

The Bastards have not been able to get together the last couple weeks, so Terlet brings you 5 straight days of old timey radio erotica!  Hey, it's better than nothing.... Maybe... Enjoy!

 
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Master Bastard Mini #6 - A Very Special Offer

Sorry, folks.  No full size episode this week.  But don't worry, in it's place is a very special offer from a very special sponsor..... Ourselves.

 
 
Master Bastard #111 - Queen of Darkness

This episode has it all!  Booger eating, crotch sniffing, feather cheeking, soylent drinking and even guessing which penis belongs to which animal.  The show really takes off when they diverge into ISIS executions and obese women shitting.  You know you love that Classtard!

 
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