Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane. From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first. It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering. But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more. A Master Bastard.
This episode has it all! Booger eating, crotch sniffing, feather cheeking, soylent drinking and even guessing which penis belongs to which animal. The show really takes off when they diverge into ISIS executions and obese women shitting. You know you love that Classtard!
