The Bastards have a gay old time with homemade booze, motherly phone calls and fat hungry bitches.  The Broncos are also back so get ready to get sacked by blue and orange chat.  Show me the Classtard!  

Oh, them Bastards...  This episode is quite a doozy.  Hula dancers, screaming hobos, kidnapped tutors and the melodious sound of farty queefs.... Queefy farts?....  Loud poppin' squoomfs of lady air.  Yeah, classy shit, bud.

Oh, those Bastards!  This week these silly billys have ever such a dandy time.  Hamtackle has another birthday and is gifted a gift of delicious liquids and a gift of the human corpse nature.  Ramtang shares delightful tales of his Pacific Northwest family vacation.  The Bastards then all bathe in the glow of the final Mormonly Obese Tuna Talk.  Hamtackle wraps the show up with a sales pitch for "My Retarded Baby".  Now pull down your pants and let me glance at that Classtard!

The Bastards are back and are fully willing to explore the wonders of the feminine and the dangers of the unconscious masculine.  They also eat religious snacks with canned cheese.  Oh my, that's Classtard!

The Bastards are joined by a gorgeous man.  A wonderful man.  An overtly sexual stud of a man. A man named Frank. 

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King Silver Dollar calls in and shares terrific tales of hospital embarrassment.  The Bastards listen in awe as KSD describes his swollen groin, radiation burns and the time the most beautiful nurse in the world shaved his smelly genitals.  Once the King has left the building, the Bastards regretfully check out the Racial Slur Database... Yeah, sorry about that.  Classtard?

Trooper joins the Bastards once again in a surprisingly Hamtackleless episode.  It's just good old fashioned polite conversation dusted with cock talk and shit stories.  We know what you like... Classtard!  Smooches!!

Tune in for a doozy of an episode!  The Bastards do lot's of stuff.... like drink and talk... and um.. I'm struggling with a description this week.  You know...  That's about it.  Classtard!

Politics, shouting, movies, memories, love and laughter.  The Bastards are back once again to fill you to the brim with all of their combined moist, girthy, audio inches.  Yup, Classtard...

After years of teasing, the Bastards finally sit down and have a discussion about religion.  May God bless you and keep you in a terrarium.