It's a very special Friday the 13th episode! In addition to the regular limericks and book talk, the Bastards discuss superstitions from around the globe, the difference between football and futbol, and why public opinion of Chinese tourists is going down like a prostitute on rent day.
In another eagerly-anticipated episode, a particularly pickled Terlet opens up about his feelings on reggae and being on the receiving end of spousal abuse, and defends against dissent on the continuing involuntary book club. The Bastards also warn of the dangers of supermodels learning to read and write, and some fresh limericks and tweets are shared for your listening pleasure.
Join in the celebration as Ramtang wins wars on three fronts: one at his employer's HR, one on a lonely stretch of road, and a personal victory in the home! Hamtackle and Terlet settle an argument that wages after the podcast, and the boys explore how dark is the "coldness in my heart". Oh yes, and bestiality poetry.
Join the Bastards as they enter a new lighthearted era of podcasting positivity! Hamtackle stands up for a publicly persecuted elderly man, Ramtang expresses his disgust for on online bullying phenomenon, and Sir Chapsworth is immortalized in poetry form. Even the involuntary book club has an upbeat note when the rat's carcass of a novel yields its meat as a murder finally takes place!
Tonight Ramtang answers the question everyone has been asking: "What is the medical condition of his sperm?" We find out what Sir Chapsworth's dog and horny sea otters have in common, disturbing news stories remind us of Colorado's colorful criminal character, and the boys orally partake in a bit of prison culture. All this entertainment is rounded off with some literary critique and the Master Bastard exclusive exposé on the original meaning of a musical classic.
Tonight Ramtang explains how he got so close to RG3 that he could almost smell him on his fingers! Afterwards the weekly standards are covered with discussion of the involuntary book club, Sssssportssss!, and Hamtackle’s horrible things introduces us to Felony Fights for your audio pleasure. Enjoy listening to what it sounds like the moment someone gets brain damage!
Follow the Bastards down this darkened alley to enjoy tales of trees that shit on Christians, mariachi bat-beatings, and witness Ramtang take one for the team by wounding himself trying to open imported canned meat-like product. And the discomfort is palpable as the first chapter of the involuntary book club is discussed.
It’s Saint Patrick’s day, you Bastards! A frenzied four-way free-for-all is unleashed for our favorite holiday! There’s drinking, belching, and the perpetuation of every possible irish stereotype on this chaotic episode. Take some time out of your day to enjoy it, or more likely- to despise it.
This week the Bastards do some sleuthing as they discuss the case of the disappearing African penises and expose the seedy underbelly of the world’s most dangerous drugs. All this detective work builds up an appetite, so rounds of dried beef are enjoyed by all.
With the horrors of Colorado flooding behind them, the Bastards present an all-new episode of degenerate delights! Ramtang and Hamtackle expose a world that is unfit for fatties as they discuss the disaster of cars that park too closely, and everyone washes down the shame with handfuls of spotted dick.