Master Bastard
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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #17 - Deadly Drugs, Dried Beef and Book Clubs

This week the Bastards do some sleuthing as they discuss the case of the disappearing African penises and expose the seedy underbelly of the world’s most dangerous drugs.  All this detective work builds up an appetite, so rounds of dried beef are enjoyed by all.