Master Bastard
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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #19 - Dream Shart

Follow the Bastards down this darkened alley to enjoy tales of trees that shit on Christians, mariachi bat-beatings, and witness Ramtang take one for the team by wounding himself trying to open imported canned meat-like product.  And the discomfort is palpable as the first chapter of the involuntary book club is discussed.