Master Bastard
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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #16 - Rebirths, Spotted Dick and Horrible Things

With the horrors of Colorado flooding behind them, the Bastards present an all-new episode of degenerate delights!  Ramtang and Hamtackle expose a world that is unfit for fatties as they discuss the disaster of cars that park too closely, and everyone washes down the shame with handfuls of spotted dick.