T-Bear is back and he's got a mean case of the cuddle-tugs. The Bastards drink a new, nasty booze and enjoy some books from Terlet's youth. Viva Classtardo!
After a Thanksgiving break, the Bastards are back and are joined by old friend, T-Bear. Merry Classtard.
At the request of the Grand Nagus, Quark puts together a mission to rescue Quark's mother, who is in the hands of the Dominion. That and genital jewelry. Classtard.
The Bastards explore the seedy underbelly of celebrity sex scandals! Ooh la la, is that some classtard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
The Bastards are visited by the ghost of J-Lo.
The Bastards are back and crouched in a four point stance of passion. Spoon clinking, shit sequestering, escalated calls, fart muses, J-Lo, Foreman vs. Seagal, toilet side wrenches, suspected hate crimes and Oingo Boingo. Get you some?
The Bastards have been abducted, stripped naked and forced to perform a series of tasks for a mysterious madman. Can they escape Shimbles' Sewer of Sadism!?
The Bastards start off strong with mutual angression followed up by junkie movie and bad theatre reviews. They then supplement their genitals with bad timing gun talk and ssssssSPORTSsss! Classtard.
This episode is almost entirely dedicated to parasites and the fun times they bring. Bring a bucket, you might fill it. Classtard!
The Bastards gather around the old baseball diamond for an impromptu game of Fantasy Murderer Baseball. It's not fantasy murderers, like The Witch King of Angmar or Voldemort. It's real murderers, but um.... real murderers as players in a very basic fantasy baseball game. But I really should have included Voldemort... Voldemort and Slimer from Ghostbusters. Everyone knows Slimer was a pedophile rapist before he was executed and his soul punished by haunting 1980's New York luxury hotels. Classtard.
