The Bastards give Trooper a call on the hotline to settle a burning human flesh dispute.  Lot's of cock talk, peer reviews, magic and mystery!  It's the same old B.S.  Classtard!

Hotline calls, when they died, limericks, Yahoo Serious and seven things your poop says about you.  Mouthfuls of Classtard.

Batman Beware!  Tight Squeeze is here!  Hide your ladies and hide your men!  He's after your body, again and again!

Donatello is back with a basket full of international travel tales.  Viva Los Classtard!

Farts.  Yup..... Classtard.

Lots of fun and intrigue in this episode of Master Bastard!  Cuddles Galore!  Get you some!

ROAD TRIP!!  Join the Bastards on a rambling, poor sound quality road trip to an MMA fight and then join them for an intimate dinner at a noisy BBQ restaurant.  As you can imagine, the background noise is excruciating.  If this is your first time listening, why not try another episode?  Classtard on wheels.

It's Bastardin' Time!  Bastards, unite and roll out!  You better not lay a finger on my Bastard finger. Donatello joins the Bastards for more fun in the old booze bucket.  Strap it on and Classtard!

I ain’t no killer but don’t push me, revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin' part 2 of the Master Bastard YouTube Rapper Talent Tournament 2017!!!!

Sheeeeyeeeeyeeah!!  The Master Bastard YouTube Rapper Talent Tournament is back and I couldn't be more engorged!  Hang on tight, we've got a bracket chock full of the greatest garbage and hidden gems that the internet could spew.  Rip rap rippity doo!