Master Bastard
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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #133 - YouTube Rapper Talent Tournament 2017 Part 1

Sheeeeyeeeeyeeah!!  The Master Bastard YouTube Rapper Talent Tournament is back and I couldn't be more engorged!  Hang on tight, we've got a bracket chock full of the greatest garbage and hidden gems that the internet could spew.  Rip rap rippity doo!