Master Bastard
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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #135 - Lubricious

It's Bastardin' Time!  Bastards, unite and roll out!  You better not lay a finger on my Bastard finger. Donatello joins the Bastards for more fun in the old booze bucket.  Strap it on and Classtard!