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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

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Master Bastard #103 - Cream Spring
Master Bastard #103 - Cream Spring
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Tune in for a doozy of an episode!  The Bastards do lot's of stuff.... like drink and talk... and um.. I'm struggling with a description this week.  You know...  That's about it.  Classtard!

 
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Master Bastard #102 - Bizarraco
Master Bastard #102 - Bizarraco
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Politics, shouting, movies, memories, love and laughter.  The Bastards are back once again to fill you to the brim with all of their combined moist, girthy, audio inches.  Yup, Classtard...

 
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Master Bastard #101 - Religion...
Master Bastard #101 - Religion...
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After years of teasing, the Bastards finally sit down and have a discussion about religion.  May God bless you and keep you in a terrarium.

 
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Master Bastard #100 - 001# dratsaB retsaM
Master Bastard #100 - 001# dratsaB retsaM
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The Bastards are back!  Shield your eyes as they whip out and wiggle the lengthy girth that is Episode 100!  Listen as they catch up, reminisce , ramble, argue and don't forget all the steaming piles of classtard.

 
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Master Bastard #99 - Maple Corpse
Master Bastard #99 - Maple Corpse
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Trooper starts us off strong with a tale of the stinkiest corpse he has ever encountered.  The show continues on a dark path with lots of upbeat suicide and right to die talk.  Terlet brings three sexy, haunted Para-Files all from China and the Bastards finish it off with a chat about genetically manipulated killing machines.  Love that Classtard!

 
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Master Bastard #98 - Wafting Egg
Master Bastard #98 - Wafting Egg
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Sir Chapsworth delights in the salty taste of Mexican candy.  Hamtackle despairs in the stink of dog assholes.  Trooper acts as a surrogate for Ramtang.  Terlet desperately burbles about comic book spoilers.  Frank from the Geeks Amok Podcast is a manly mass of cherubic joy and gentlemanliness.  Also, Classtard.

 
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Master Bastard #97 - The Ramtang Appreciation Hours!
Master Bastard #97 - The Ramtang Appreciation Hours!
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Ramtang has some important and devastating news.  Strap yer tits in tight for a doozy of an episode.  Rambling conversation and an emotionally touching criss-cross-double-dock of classtard laden comradery.

 
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Master Bastard #96 - Hey, Slugger!
Master Bastard #96 - Hey, Slugger!
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Ramtang has a new nemesis at his job and Sir Chapsworth has a gaggle of familiars at his.  Terlet fills everyone in on all of his landscaping efforts and is judged, rightly.  They then dive into a Bastardpiece Theatre movie chat about Peewee's Big Holiday on Netflix.  Hamtackle wraps up the show with horrible tales of OSHA accidents which he escalates to ISIS.  Classy, gents.

 
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Master Bastard #95 - 4 Bastards and a Trooper - Part 2 - Wear Your Seat Belt!
Master Bastard #95 - 4 Bastards and a Trooper - Part 2 - Wear Your Seat Belt!
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Trooper is back with more tales of being a car crash fatality reconstruction.  Much to the delight of Hamtackle, this episode gets a bit gruesome..... Gruesomely delightful!  

 
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Master Bastard #94 - 4 Bastards and a Trooper - Part 1
Master Bastard #94 - 4 Bastards and a Trooper - Part 1
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A State Trooper busts the Bastards for excessive classiness.  He then sits down and thrills the them with interesting tales of being a car crash fatality reconstructionist.  

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