Sir Chapsworth and Terlet saw Patton Oswalt in Denver and recorded a mini episode on the drive home! Hooray for audio quality!!
The Bastards continue their intellectually delicious brunch-time antics with calls from the Master Bastard hotline, readings from old paperback books and shoutings at each others faces. Hamtackle fills us in on the absurd rules from a South Carolina Christian College. Things get interesting with a discussion about the ethics of transporter technology which devolves into Terlet trying to prove his nerd cred with Star Trek ramblings...
The Bastards mix it up with a brunch-time New Year's Day recording session. Getting drunk at 10:00 am is perfectly fine and healthy. Grab a mimosa and take off your pants! It's time to get Classy!
The Bastards whip out their champagne flutes and toss back bubbly glass after bubbly glass of classy. They swap resolutions, reminisce about a known pathological liar and look forward to a filth filled 2016. Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And auld lang syne!
The Bastards are back and clad in delightful holiday garb. They read poetry, exchange gifts, go through listener mail and act like a true family by arguing extensively. You'll be at the edge of your seat as they slowly unwrap presents and eventually trail off. Grab some eggnog, ignore it and fill the glass with whiskey. It's time for a gaping assful of Christmas cheer. Merry Classtard!
This week, the Bastards present a delightful tale of Mormonly Obese, Terlet shows everyone definitive proof of life on Mars and the Bastards finally get one over on that piece of shit, Hitler. They wrap up the show with news stories concerning owner eating pets, rentable Japanese tear wipers and horse fucking is due for a comeback! Put on that suit and tie, it's time to get classy!
Hooray! It's time for another steaming bucket of Master Bastard! The Bastards read some listener mail, chat about safe spaces and spew some sports talk. Ramtang gets personal and gives listener and new father, Dick Pipes, some newborn baby advice. Terlet wraps up the episode with an epic shit story (see photo) and a gift exchange is proposed to the Geeks Amok Podcast. Merry Classtard!
Chuck Mangione serenades the Bastards as they check out an all Down syndrome punk band, learn the Christian way to discipline their wives, creep into the Para-Files, and judge their way out of a social justice safe zone. Terlet also discusses a website he made to spite one man. Look close and you'll see that I've got a big, swollen Classtard...
The Bastards got a shitty laptop and made a shitty soundboard! Hooray for more annoying distractions! They also got creative and each wrote several statements that the other Bastards would never say. Nobody gets offended. They check in on Samson, eat Thanksgiving flavored candy and Terlet tries to chat about the new Star Trek TV show to no avail. What's that smell? It's classtard...
The Bastards got a bit lazy and instead of a full size episode, they squeezed out a mini episode! Star Wars Limericks and Love Songs by Chocolate Banjo. Classtard Classtard 1,2,3, Slap that Classtard inside me!
