Master Bastard
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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Posts tagged Christmas
Master Bastard #80 - Christmas Sword Orgy

The Bastards are back and clad in delightful holiday garb.  They read poetry, exchange gifts, go through listener mail and act like a true family by arguing extensively.  You'll be at the edge of your seat as they slowly unwrap presents and eventually trail off.  Grab some eggnog, ignore it and fill the glass with whiskey.  It's time for a gaping assful of Christmas cheer.  Merry Classtard!

Master Bastard #34 - Putting the Crisis back in Christmas

The Bastards gather around the old Yule log to swap holiday tales, drink and swear at each other, festively.  Merry Fucking Christmas.