Classtard
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PODCAST

Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #76 - Sound Bored

The Bastards got a shitty laptop and made a shitty soundboard!  Hooray for more annoying distractions!  They also got creative and each wrote several statements that the other Bastards would never say.  Nobody gets offended.  They check in on Samson, eat Thanksgiving flavored candy and Terlet tries to chat about the new Star Trek TV show to no avail.  What's that smell?  It's classtard...

 
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