Classtard
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PODCAST

Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #79 - Tuna Talk Twenty Questions

This week, the Bastards present a delightful tale of Mormonly Obese, Terlet shows everyone definitive proof of life on Mars and the Bastards finally get one over on that piece of shit, Hitler.  They wrap up the show with news stories concerning owner eating pets, rentable Japanese tear wipers and horse fucking is due for a comeback!  Put on that suit and tie, it's time to get classy!

 
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