Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane. From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first. It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering. But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more. A Master Bastard.
This week, the Bastards present a delightful tale of Mormonly Obese, Terlet shows everyone definitive proof of life on Mars and the Bastards finally get one over on that piece of shit, Hitler. They wrap up the show with news stories concerning owner eating pets, rentable Japanese tear wipers and horse fucking is due for a comeback! Put on that suit and tie, it's time to get classy!
Hooray! It's time for another steaming bucket of Master Bastard! The Bastards read some listener mail, chat about safe spaces and spew some sports talk. Ramtang gets personal and gives listener and new father, Dick Pipes, some newborn baby advice. Terlet wraps up the episode with an epic shit story (see photo) and a gift exchange is proposed to the Geeks Amok Podcast. Merry Classtard!
Chuck Mangione serenades the Bastards as they check out an all Down syndrome punk band, learn the Christian way to discipline their wives, creep into the Para-Files, and judge their way out of a social justice safe zone. Terlet also discusses a website he made to spite one man. Look close and you'll see that I've got a big, swollen Classtard...
The Bastards got a shitty laptop and made a shitty soundboard! Hooray for more annoying distractions! They also got creative and each wrote several statements that the other Bastards would never say. Nobody gets offended. They check in on Samson, eat Thanksgiving flavored candy and Terlet tries to chat about the new Star Trek TV show to no avail. What's that smell? It's classtard...
The Bastards got a bit lazy and instead of a full size episode, they squeezed out a mini episode! Star Wars Limericks and Love Songs by Chocolate Banjo. Classtard Classtard 1,2,3, Slap that Classtard inside me!
Join the Bastards as they overindulge on filth and weirdness. They star off with an epic tale of a pissing prank, listen to Russian Oktavists and hear chilling story about a car chasing Sasquatch. They then finish out the show with Book Club, twitter shenanigans and one of the best news stories of all time. Classy tits...
Ramtang has returned and and enthralls us all with tales of El Paso! They then whip out some listener mail, Tuna Talk and classic gaming. Sir Chapsworth returns and passes on the haunted artifact! All this and more on this week's Master Bastard. It's the podcast with Classtard!
The three living Bastards make an attempt to contact the dearly departed Ramtang with a Ouija board and book of summoning. Hamtackle then drags Terlet and Sir Chapsworth through a horrifying audio adventure. The weeping killer, exorcisms, horrible murders and gruesome injuries. They then drag out the episode with a rushed reading of a creepy tale from SCP-WIKI.NET.
In a heavily role-play laden holiday episode the Bastards are joined by Shimbles the hunchback as they wait out a thunderstorm in a creepy roadside castle. Creepy gifts, salty drinks, cultural sensitivity, Shit-Eater Airlines, screaming demons and tales of gore galore!
Host Terlet Lipton persuades some of the biggest names on the Master Bastard Podcast to give up some surprisingly personal information during his chats with them in front of a worshipful audience of students of the Bastards Studio Drama School.
