Classtard
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PODCAST

Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #73 - Halloween Whorrors Part 2

The three living Bastards make an attempt to contact the dearly departed Ramtang with a Ouija board and book of summoning.  Hamtackle then drags Terlet and Sir Chapsworth through a horrifying audio adventure.  The weeping killer, exorcisms, horrible murders and gruesome injuries.  They then drag out the episode with a rushed reading of a creepy tale from SCP-WIKI.NET.  

 
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