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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

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Master Bastard Mini #3 - 2014 Year in Review

Terlet tosses together a Master Bastard 2014 year in review!  Listen as he hastily assembles chunks of shows past for reexamination to a chorus of disgruntled, muffled groans.

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Master Bastard #34 - Putting the Crisis back in Christmas

The Bastards gather around the old Yule log to swap holiday tales, drink and swear at each other, festively.  Merry Fucking Christmas.

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Master Bastard Mini #2 - Ramtang's Rant

The gents spit out a quickie to marvel at Ramtang's epic porn pitch.  The conversation quickly derails into superhero cock talk.  Classtard.

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Master Bastard #33 - Motion Picture Party Pals Part 2

The Bastards are back with part 2 of their drunken movie talk.  Strap in tight, this bitch is about to go into hyperdrive!  Also, insults and movie clips...

Master Bastard #32 - Thanksgiving Goodness

It's Thanksgiving and the Bastards are whipping out their greasy thanks and showing it to everybody.  They swap holiday stories, answer listener mail and talk about shitting far more than is acceptable for a Thanksgiving podcast.  Have some gravy, those are real giblets.

Master Bastard #31 - Motion Picture Party Pals Part 1

The Bastards gather for an intellectual conversation about movies and it's so good that they had to break it into 2 parts!  Only four animals were harmed during the making of this podcast.

Master Bastard #30 - Happy John Carpenter's Halloween!

Hooray!  It's Halloween!  The Bastards gather for an extra antagonistic Halloween celebration!  Booze is consumed, feelings are hurt and trick or treaters are ignored.  All this and more on this epically festive episode of Master Bastard!

Master Bastard Mini #1 - Rampant Misogyny

Terlet, Hamtackle and Ramtang lumber their tender bellies together for the very first Master Bastard Mini!  Hamtackle presents examples of animal-kin, gender and extreme feminism to the dismay and confusion of the other Bastards.  Sir Chapsworth was still afflicted with the Crimson Bowel and is not present.  Get ready to be offended!  

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Master Bastard #29 - Racist Rapists Raising Racist Rapists

With the absence of one Bastard, this episode promises to be 25% less funny, but the remaining hosts do their best by doubling down on the three pillars of comedy: feces, drinking, and jokes about sexual violence.  Terlet geeks out on star wars and defends his disdain for football, and tales of recent travel are shared.  Oh yes, and drunken farm animals.  Seriously.

Master Bastard #28 - Mega Musical Spectaculaaaarrr!

Join the Bastards as they welcome a vestigial guest-Bastard for very special and tediously long music episode.  Who has the shittiest taste in music?  Will this be the first episode without rampant cultural insensitivity?  Will Christian rock be appropriately represented?  Download and find out today!