Master Bastard
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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard Mini #1 - Rampant Misogyny

Terlet, Hamtackle and Ramtang lumber their tender bellies together for the very first Master Bastard Mini!  Hamtackle presents examples of animal-kin, gender and extreme feminism to the dismay and confusion of the other Bastards.  Sir Chapsworth was still afflicted with the Crimson Bowel and is not present.  Get ready to be offended!