This week the Bastards are joined by a feminine influence that fails to elevate the classiness of the discourse. Sir Chapsworth fights though some bottled aggression for his fellow casters to win a competition for best injury as war wounds are discussed over a few rounds of Spirit Hound Moonshine, and we get a virtual tour of Ramtang’s filthiest house of the week!
Welcome to an irrationally long discussion of the culturally irrelevant 1985 Louis Gossett Jr vehicle, Enemy Mine. Sir Chapsworth and Hamtackle narrowly avoid an international incident when an elderly woman gets punched in Ireland, and Terlet scores some collateral deer jerky as random wildlife suffers at the hands of Bastards in cars.
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In this episode Terlet explains why Casper Wyoming is the ideal vacation destination if you don’t mind the occasional nude drug addict, and Hamtackle reminisces about family dysfunction with the backdrop of a camping trip. Terlet’s dog is introduced with a pleasant explanation of its history of auto-cannibalism, and there is discussion of prairie dog bonfires.
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ROAD TRIP! The Bastards hit the road in search of vile humor spouted by professional filthsmith Doug Stanhope. The car ride keeps it classy with countless poo stories, and Terlet gathers the courage to badger Stanhope for a picture and podcast plug! You’re invited to join us, but you have to sit in the trunk and pay for gas.
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Hamtackle spins a yarn about an unfortunate and disfigured homeless employee. Ramtang shares the story of the time he stared death in the eye on the worst day of his life, and the Bastards learn why they shouldn’t record three episodes in one night as Sir Chapsworth falls from grace. The remaining drunken trio phone it in by stumbling through a half-assed game of Cards Against Humanity.
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After some obligatory drinking Ramtang is outed as a firecrotch and the Bastards give a full accounting of the status of their foreskin. The “penis shoehorn” technique is discussed in glorious detail, and it becomes apparent why the bride should never be allowed to host the bachelor party.
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The insanity begins with awkward introductions and the chronicle of a four way man-on-man friendship. Precedent is set for what’s to come by recounting stories of childhood perversion, we learn that the water level in your toilet is indicative of your financial status, and Sir Chapsworth discusses the finer points of bottoming for Chris Farley.
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