Master Bastard
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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #2 - Classiness Ensues

After some obligatory drinking Ramtang is outed as a firecrotch and the Bastards give a full accounting of the status of their foreskin. The “penis shoehorn” technique is discussed in glorious detail, and it becomes apparent why the bride should never be allowed to host the bachelor party. 

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Some music by Kevin MacLeod