Master Bastard
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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #1 - Meet The Bastards

The insanity begins with awkward introductions and the chronicle of a four way man-on-man friendship. Precedent is set for what’s to come by recounting stories of childhood perversion, we learn that the water level in your toilet is indicative of your financial status, and Sir Chapsworth discusses the finer points of bottoming for Chris Farley. 

Some music by Kevin MacLeod