Master Bastard
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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #3 - Them Chastisers

Hamtackle spins a yarn about an unfortunate and disfigured homeless employee. Ramtang shares the story of the time he stared death in the eye on the worst day of his life, and the Bastards learn why they shouldn’t record three episodes in one night as Sir Chapsworth falls from grace. The remaining drunken trio phone it in by stumbling through a half-assed game of Cards Against Humanity. 

Some music by Kevin MacLeod