Master Bastard #3 - Them Chastisers

Hamtackle spins a yarn about an unfortunate and disfigured homeless employee. Ramtang shares the story of the time he stared death in the eye on the worst day of his life, and the Bastards learn why they shouldn’t record three episodes in one night as Sir Chapsworth falls from grace. The remaining drunken trio phone it in by stumbling through a half-assed game of Cards Against Humanity.