Master Bastard
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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #6 - Emeny Nime

Welcome to an irrationally long discussion of the culturally irrelevant 1985 Louis Gossett Jr vehicle, Enemy Mine. Sir Chapsworth and Hamtackle narrowly avoid an international incident when an elderly woman gets punched in Ireland, and Terlet scores some collateral deer jerky as random wildlife suffers at the hands of Bastards in cars. 

Some music by Kevin MacLeod