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Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

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Master Bastard #36 - Classtard 2.0
Master Bastard #36 - Classtard 2.0
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The Bastards are back with all new recording equipment and all new audio problems.  Ramtang unveils the tale of his new son's birth, Sir Chapsworth fondles Hamtackle and Terlet gets too drunk, again.  Master Bastard, now with Classtard 2.0!!

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Master Bastard #35 - Testicle Difficulties
Master Bastard #35 - Testicle Difficulties
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What it is to be men, what it is to be with men.  In an episode rife with audio glitches, the Bastards discuss the near birth of Ramtang's first child, dine on an international treat, provide limerickal assistance to a dear listener and say generally terrible things.  Hot.

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Master Bastard Mini #3 - 2014 Year in Review
Master Bastard Mini #3 - 2014 Year in Review
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Terlet tosses together a Master Bastard 2014 year in review!  Listen as he hastily assembles chunks of shows past for reexamination to a chorus of disgruntled, muffled groans.

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Master Bastard #34 - Putting the Crisis back in Christmas
Master Bastard #34 - Putting the Crisis back in Christmas
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The Bastards gather around the old Yule log to swap holiday tales, drink and swear at each other, festively.  Merry Fucking Christmas.

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Master Bastard Mini #2 - Ramtang's Rant
Master Bastard Mini #2 - Ramtang's Rant
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The gents spit out a quickie to marvel at Ramtang's epic porn pitch.  The conversation quickly derails into superhero cock talk.  Classtard.

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Master Bastard #33 - Motion Picture Party Pals Part 2
Master Bastard #33 - Motion Picture Party Pals Part 2
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The Bastards are back with part 2 of their drunken movie talk.  Strap in tight, this bitch is about to go into hyperdrive!  Also, insults and movie clips...

Master Bastard #32 - Thanksgiving Goodness
Master Bastard #32 - Thanksgiving Goodness
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It's Thanksgiving and the Bastards are whipping out their greasy thanks and showing it to everybody.  They swap holiday stories, answer listener mail and talk about shitting far more than is acceptable for a Thanksgiving podcast.  Have some gravy, those are real giblets.

Master Bastard #31 - Motion Picture Party Pals Part 1
Master Bastard #31 - Motion Picture Party Pals Part 1
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The Bastards gather for an intellectual conversation about movies and it's so good that they had to break it into 2 parts!  Only four animals were harmed during the making of this podcast.

Master Bastard #30 - Happy John Carpenter's Halloween!
Master Bastard #30 - Happy John Carpenter's Halloween!
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Hooray!  It's Halloween!  The Bastards gather for an extra antagonistic Halloween celebration!  Booze is consumed, feelings are hurt and trick or treaters are ignored.  All this and more on this epically festive episode of Master Bastard!

Master Bastard Mini #1 - Rampant Misogyny
Master Bastard Mini #1 - Rampant Misogyny
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Terlet, Hamtackle and Ramtang lumber their tender bellies together for the very first Master Bastard Mini!  Hamtackle presents examples of animal-kin, gender and extreme feminism to the dismay and confusion of the other Bastards.  Sir Chapsworth was still afflicted with the Crimson Bowel and is not present.  Get ready to be offended!  

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