Master Bastard
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PODCAST

Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane.  From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first.  It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering.  But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more.  A Master Bastard.

Master Bastard #134 - YouTube Rapper Talent Tournament 2017 Part 2

I ain’t no killer but don’t push me, revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin' part 2 of the Master Bastard YouTube Rapper Talent Tournament 2017!!!!

 
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Master Bastard #133 - YouTube Rapper Talent Tournament 2017 Part 1

Sheeeeyeeeeyeeah!!  The Master Bastard YouTube Rapper Talent Tournament is back and I couldn't be more engorged!  Hang on tight, we've got a bracket chock full of the greatest garbage and hidden gems that the internet could spew.  Rip rap rippity doo!

 
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Master Bastard #132 - Twin Peaks

The Bastards talk about Twin Peaks, Terlet's butt and they ramble through a list of the most painful things you can do besides listening to this podcast.  Suckums!

 
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Master Bastard #131 - Park Bench Erection

Ooooh Nelly!  It's a doozy of an episode.  There's dream talk, cock talk, gay tests, Terlet has trouble with reading comprehension and syphilis....  It burns...

 
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Master Bastard #130 - St Pat's Day Spectacular 4 - Electric Boozaloo

St. Patrick's day is here again!  That means more shame-based drinking!  Drink along at home!

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Master Bastard #128 - An Enchanted World Of The Imaginary

The Bastards class up the joint with gag porn, live hotline calls and neanderthal grunts.  You know, the usual.  Squirt squirt...

 
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Master Bastard #127 - Bowl Of Gravy

You're ruining your life!  You won't even get a friggin' garbage job with the way you're acting.  You're ruining your life!

 
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Master Bastard #125 - Are These Fancy Enough?

The Bastards are back and shakin' their sacks!  Terlet has a nightmare pet store scenario, Ramtang rages at an elderly neighbor's pooping dog and they wrap it up with ramblings about D&D and Pup Play.

 
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