Four aging, life-long friends and adversaries fend off the ordinary through the poetry of the profane. From potty humor to funeral home funnies, the Bastards don't just slaughter the sacred cow, they have sex with it first. It takes a real Bastard to laugh at another's suffering. But to laugh at the suffering of your closest friends, it takes something more. A Master Bastard.
Master Bastard #127 - Bowl Of Gravy
You're ruining your life! You won't even get a friggin' garbage job with the way you're acting. You're ruining your life!